Wednesday, March 29, 2017

How ESPN killed ESPN

With audience numbers shrinking, ESPN is now left with bloated contracts (and hosts) and a product that no longer jibes with the audience’s taste. By Andrew J. Pridgen Ratings in a decline for the better part of a decade, ESPN is making cuts that will affect more than just the back of the house. Word spread Monday that The Network...

The U-T and 1090 Got Owned on the Chargers’ Move

Or, Why Being a Smarm Peddler Sucks Written by Kyle Magin The San Diego Chargers are set to formally announce (to little fanfare) they are leaving America’s Greatest (soon to be greater!) City for Los Angeles. This news was hysterically broken by ESPN, NOT the San Diego Union-Tribune or San Diego’s AM “The Mighty” 1090. //pauses to giggle hysterically and spike the football...

Good is now the minority in this country

Now What? By Andrew J. Pridgen Disbelief, sadness and shame. The world no longer sees us as a beacon of hope but as a threat. Hatred has won and we will pay for this in ways we cannot fathom today. America, for the first time in your 240-year history, you have created the planet's biggest threat from within. New York Times...

Looking for a job in Tahoe? The North Lake Tahoe Resort Association’s high-end search for a vengeful mouthpiece has begun. Typos in resume optional, but recommended.

It's human 'N'ature to not want to work very hard unless it comes to picking fights with local media and ghost writing press releases taking credit for things that would have happened anyway. Written by Kyle Magin It takes $42,000 to hire a bully. That’s how much Sandy Evans-Hall, the CEO of the North Lake Tahoe Resort Association, got in taxpayer dollars...

Squaw Valley Ski Holdings, LLC introduces a ‘life-size replica’ Christmas village inspired by plans for new ‘larger-than-life-size’ ski village that will probably never get built

Make it a stocking stuffer, as long as your feet are the size of Coit Tower. For Immediate Release Dec. 22, 2016 – Squaw Valley Ski Holdings, LLC, in an effort to bring forward additional holiday mirth for supporters of the Village at Squaw Valley redevelopment project, has come up with what every skier totes has no idea he really...

Trump’s Colin Kaepernick comments on the same day he officially became the first U.S. President to be investigated for aiding a foreign adversary shows how far removed from reality...

Welcome to your fucked republic. By Andrew J. Pridgen Donald Trump apparently doesn’t like quarterbacks who exercise their First Amendment rights. No, wait, scratch that. He doesn’t like black quarterbacks who exercise their First Amendment rights. Whatever Tom Brady says or does, that’s cool. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/828447350200926212?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Famerican-football%2F2017%2F02%2F06%2Fdonald-trump-tweets-congratulations-supporter-tom-brady-super%2F Free-agent NFL QB Colin Kaepernick, who took a knee during the National Anthem before 49ers games last...

Let’s Be Very Clear: The Chargers are the NFL’s Problem, Not San Diego’s

The Chargers and their shill scribes are having a tough time accepting that if they want to stay in San Diego and make money in San Diego, they need to take the financial risk to make it happen. The problem is, that's counter to the narrative of all NFL owners. Written by Kyle Magin If the Chargers leave San Diego, that...

Squaw CEO Andy Wirth is the Aaron Sorkin of terrible emails

Once a quarter Squaw CEO Andy Wirth grabs a hold of his keyboard and spits out magic. By Andrew J. Pridgen Whether it’s “confirming the prevailing wisdom” (<-- my favorite #wirthline to date; how does one confirm such ambiguities?) that Olympic Valley residents shouldn’t have the power to incorporate or his latest offering attempting to muzzle board members while wearing...

St. Patrick’s Day in America: A spectacle of white entitlement and assholery

Seriously, you’re doing this again? By Andrew J. Pridgen I wonder about people who still celebrate St. Patrick’s day in America. Like who the fuck are you and why do you give a shit? More importantly, why do you think everyone else needs to give a shit about you and your hammered ars? ...Also, you realize it’s a day of religious contemplation,...

Thank you Marissa Mayer for looking hot and keeping Yahoo! fantasy football normal

Hear me out, I'm not a big Vogue reader (September Issue notwithstanding, that thing is thicker than Jonah Falcon waking up in the morning) but when I do, I look for Grade-A American hotties. By Andrew Pridgen Last month, Anna Wintour's trust fund featured Yahoo's (why is it not Yahoo!'s?) Marissa Mayer. Hells yeah. She was all dressed up in a...

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