Wednesday, April 26, 2017
Basketball: N.B.A.

Basketball: N.B.A.

The Warriors’ Bench Warrant

Game plans aren’t the only thing Steve Kerr can break. By Andrew J. Pridgen Neither Warriors head coach Steve Kerr or his Cleveland counterpart, Tyronn Lue, planned on smashing up the game plan Thursday evening in Oakland during game 1 of the N.B.A. Finals. ...Otherwise they would have brought extra supplies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrnsB3ERwTk Imagine the Cavs’ starting five’s faces were Lue to have drawn up...

Ushering in the era of the Lacob Curse

The Warriors will not advance to the N.B.A. Finals. And that's OK...there are much bigger problems at hand—and an overcompensating VC guy is just the beginning. By Andrew J. Pridgen The Golden State Warriors’ 2015-’16 season is over. There will be no sports miracle. No Gibson limping and arm pumping around the bases, no Hail Flutie, no Kerri Strug sticking it...

Welcome to the age of willful ignorance…and no defense

...Welcome to NBA All-Star Weekend 2017 By Andrew J. Pridgen I’m the guilty party here. For whatever reason, I’ve given people the benefit of the doubt pretty much my whole life when it comes to knowing and accepting and proven facts...as facts: Crayons are made of paraffin wax and color pigments, ABBA getting back together may be an abomination but it...

Legends of the fall

Sunday night, the Golden State Warriors played themselves into the zenith of greatest collapses in professional sports history. Below, a breakdown of how it happened. By Andrew J. Pridgen As exhausted mentally and physically as the Warriors are, there is no other team in the league more ready for next season to begin. While to a person the members of the...

SuperSonics fans finally have their revenge with KD’s exit from OKC

Till Seattle gets an expansion franchise (hint: sometime before 2020) they can laugh their asses off at OKC owner Clayton Bennett and the collapse of the Thunder. Quid pro quo mofo. By Andrew J. Pridgen Radio Sports Talk Guy will spend the week abusing the question “will he get his touches?” as if Kevin Durant is Roman Polanski at a...

The NBA Finals: How Game 5 showed this one’s going the distance

“I feel confident because I’m the best player in the world. Simple.” — LeBron James after Cleveland’s 104-91 loss to Golden State to go down 3-2 in the 2015 NBA Finals By Andrew Pridgen When LeBron James deadpans he’s the best player in the world while wearing a leather Cavaliers hat that looks like it should’ve been on Michael Bivins’ head...

Derrick Rose Has Never Been Able to Play like a Mortal

Derrick Rose was a revelation. Playing like anything else never suited him. Written by Kyle Magin Derrick Rose played NBA basketball for four campaigns before I realized he was a relatively pedestrian 6’3” (listed). I remembered Rose slashing into the paint time and again, sometimes deking a defender by  sticking a hip out like he’d post up before elevating off two...

The Joy of Steph

I’m waaaaay up, I feel #Steph By Andrew J. Pridgen Steph Curry is becoming transcendent. A virtuoso. McConaughey behind the wheel. To compare him to Russell in ‘62 or Bird in ‘84 or Magic in ‘87 or Jordan in ‘91 seems perfunctory. Prologue even. Curry isn’t playing basketball like any of those guys. He’s not even playing like any of those guys...

Why the three-point competition is the new slam dunk contest

Just in case you were wondering whether the three-pointer has supplanted the dunk as the shot of choice, check Kevin Hart/Draymond Green’s heated twitter battle. By Andrew J. Pridgen Remember Jordan vs. Dominique? Kenny “Sky” Walker’s ball through spandex’d legs in the air? Spud Webb frozen in time like thirty feet over the hardwood (all five foot seven of him)...

7 ways LBJ will end up in LA

LeBron James in a Lakers uniform next season? It’s not as far-fetched as it sounds. By Andrew Pridgen LeBron James thought he’d be able to bring a title to Cleveland in one year. ...And he wasn’t far off, two games to be exact. With a healthy Kevin Love and Kyrie Irving, it’s conceivable the Cavs, not the Warriors, would have hoisted the Larry...

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