Monday, March 27, 2017
Basketball: N.B.A.

Basketball: N.B.A.

Welcome to the age of willful ignorance…and no defense

...Welcome to NBA All-Star Weekend 2017 By Andrew J. Pridgen I’m the guilty party here. For whatever reason, I’ve given people the benefit of the doubt pretty much my whole life when it comes to knowing and accepting and proven facts...as facts: Crayons are made of paraffin wax and color pigments, ABBA getting back together may be an abomination but it...

The NBA Finals: Warriors came out to plaaaaayaaay Game 4

When one text can change the course of an evening...and maybe a series. By Andrew Pridgen It’s always fun to know a super-fan, especially if they’re from a city not used to winning. Born in the Bronx and raised in pinstripes? You get treated to a Yankees contender at least every third year, plus all those Seinfeld references. Some teenage Patriots faithful...

#staycurry America

...Steph is the best ever. Jordan and all the other people who throw the orange ball through the ring—pfft. By Andrew J. Pridgen The N.B.A. blessed everyone at work today with a mixtape of Steph Curry to honor his second straight MVP/being the league’s first unanimous choice. I don’t know what living in Bloomington in 1987 and winning Bon Jovi tickets...

The greatest gift of 2015: Kobe Bryant’s retirement poem

Has Kobe Bryant found a new career as a writer? Surprisingly, maybe. By Andrew Pridgen I have much to be thankful for when reflecting on the year that was in sports: The collapse of the dreaded Santa Clara 49ers and the faithful waking up to the York family boondoggle. The continued marketing juggernaut the San Francisco Giants have become and how...

SuperSonics fans finally have their revenge with KD’s exit from OKC

Till Seattle gets an expansion franchise (hint: sometime before 2020) they can laugh their asses off at OKC owner Clayton Bennett and the collapse of the Thunder. Quid pro quo mofo. By Andrew J. Pridgen Radio Sports Talk Guy will spend the week abusing the question “will he get his touches?” as if Kevin Durant is Roman Polanski at a...

The NBA Finals: Regardless of what happens Game 6 Harrison Barnes’ video of the Dubs charter flight is the highlight of the season

Premiered in February, this video of the Warriors gambling and singing along to Big Sean’s Blessings got 4 million hits in its first 18 minutes on the line mostly because it’s the most amazing portrayal of a professional athlete’s life in the middle of a historic run since Corbin Bersen played the hot corner and Charile Sheen had triangles...

What’s better Draymond’s game on the court or Iguodala’s on the bench?

...Or has Cleveland just #givenup? By Andrew J Pridgen In a text exchange last night with a couple buddies, one mentioned that if he didn’t know better he’d think judging by the performance of LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers Game 2 that Vegas got a hold of them and they were rolling over in exchange for one of those giant...

Why 73 means everything…and nothing for the Warriors

Win or lose it will be behind them on Wednesday...then their season starts. By Andrew J. Pridgen Using the word history in the context of the Warriors’ probable eclipsing of the most NBA regular-season wins on the last game of the season Wednesday is a misnomer. It’s not that the event doesn’t carry more weight than a CrossFitter believes he...

Steph in Memphis

Hunter S. Thompson once wrote, “all these things have happened, and probably they will happen again” but I don’t think he meant within the span of two minutes. By Andrew Pridgen With fewer than 180 seconds to go in the third against Memphis Wednesday, Steph Curry, the guy who decides what music to play for the Golden State Warriors and how...

Make your children watch Warriors vs. Spurs Monday Night

They may regret it...you won't. By Andrew J. Pridgen Once upon a time the best NBA teams played team basketball. Auerbach’s Celtics, the Showtime Lakers, the Jordan Bulls, the Motor City Bad Boys—all had one thing in common: They won as a team. Golden-era late 20th century professional basketball featured Russell and Bird and Magic and Jordan—guys so good they took the...

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