Monday, March 27, 2017
Basketball: N.B.A.

Basketball: N.B.A.

Why the three-point competition is the new slam dunk contest

Just in case you were wondering whether the three-pointer has supplanted the dunk as the shot of choice, check Kevin Hart/Draymond Green’s heated twitter battle. By Andrew J. Pridgen Remember Jordan vs. Dominique? Kenny “Sky” Walker’s ball through spandex’d legs in the air? Spud Webb frozen in time like thirty feet over the hardwood (all five foot seven of him)...

Why 73 means everything…and nothing for the Warriors

Win or lose it will be behind them on Wednesday...then their season starts. By Andrew J. Pridgen Using the word history in the context of the Warriors’ probable eclipsing of the most NBA regular-season wins on the last game of the season Wednesday is a misnomer. It’s not that the event doesn’t carry more weight than a CrossFitter believes he...

Why 21 is a magic number for the Warriors

From 1998-2002, the Warriors won no more than 21 games in a single season. Here's to passing that mark in early December. By Andrew Pridgen For those of us who choose to remember the late-’90s, we recall a number of things that in hindsight seem like guilty pleasures: Britney Spears and Christina Aguliera as pre-op jail bait. A poster of Lance...

The Case for Better Expansion

MLB, NHL and NFL expansion teams fail more often than not and even teams that break even are often mired in the loss column for decades. How a gradual, multi-season approach leading up to the first pitch, puck drop or kick off would ensure the growth of a fan base and the maturation of a team  Written by Kyle Magin When...

Draymond Green hit where it hurts most with Game 5 suspension

But did the N.B.A.’s punishment fit the crime(s)? By Andrew J. Pridgen Golden State Warriors power forward Draymond Green, a presumptive candidate for the N.B.A. Finals’ MVP should the Warriors go on to win, is suspended for Game 5 in Oakland Monday night after he was assessed a flagrant foul 1 by the league for his actions in Game 4. With...

The NBA Finals: There is only one reasonable reaction to Warriors fans paying $60 to watch TV at Oracle Tuesday…

There are three possible reactions to the news that the Warriors Monday sold out Oracle Arena to watch Tuesday’s game six on the Jumbotron: Outrage: $15 per seat, $5 parking, full-price concessions to watch TV and not be able to change the channel, pee while watching the game in the bathroom mirror or fast forward through those pesky Trainwreck ads. Dismay:...

The NBA Finals: This jacket is the real MVP

With apologies to Andre Iguodala (and Quentin Tarantino), the night the Warriors won their first title since 1975, this is how I tucked my son in after the Warriors' 105-97 NBA Finals-clinching victory. By Andrew Pridgen Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I’m your dad. I was in that pit of hell called being a Warriors fan...

Curry might not be bigger than the Olympics, but he certainly appears to be better

Good guys like Steph Curry needn’t bother tarnishing their image by putting it next to an Olympic banner. By Andrew J. Pridgen The 2016 Summer Olympics is orbiting really, really, really close to Earth somewhere in the same stratosphere as — say — the release of Ride Along 2. Sure, some people may have been looking forward to it. Some people...

Potential Jersey Advertising Matches for the Philadelphia 76ers

Now that there's a two-and-a-half-inch square up on the Sixers' Airbnb for rent, we've got a couple suggestions on how it can be used. By Andrew J. Pridgen The 76ers announced Monday morning that StubHub will place its logo on the team's jerseys starting in the 2017-18 season, when the NBA's three-year pilot program will start. Sources say the team sold all...

#staycurry America

...Steph is the best ever. Jordan and all the other people who throw the orange ball through the ring—pfft. By Andrew J. Pridgen The N.B.A. blessed everyone at work today with a mixtape of Steph Curry to honor his second straight MVP/being the league’s first unanimous choice. I don’t know what living in Bloomington in 1987 and winning Bon Jovi tickets...

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