Friday, June 22, 2018

#YallQuaeda: To What End?

Dear Marginalized, undereducated, Fox News-watching, gun-toting white boy in Oregon blaming government regulations on National Forest land for your lot in life instead of blaming government de-regulation in trade and finance, I don’t know if any of you can access the internet to read this. Hell, I’m not sure you can read. What I DO know is that you should immediately...

No Answers for the Great Lakes, Only Questions

Major questions are looming for the Great Lakes’ only national park and its sportfishing industry. Their answers will determine how man supports wildlife in the 21st century. Written by Kyle Magin Great Lakes wildlife managers teeter on the brink of two major decisions regarding its most well-known species. On Isle Royale National Park: The Great Lakes’ only national park--894 square miles...

This is not the El Niño you are looking for

Sorry bro, that Super El Niño you’re waiting on is just a symptom of you fucking up the planet/turning the ocean into a hot tub. Signed, every dying fish everywhere. By Andrew J. Pridgen Guess fucking what? The oceans are getting warmer ALL THE FUCK OVER. And guess who did that? We did. (<--I blame myself actually. I blame myself for driving a SUV...

Backcountry Buffoon

How refusing to follow the basic tenets of hiking the backcountry could have turned an innocuous afternoon into injury...or worse. By Kyle Magin Stella appeared clownish, grinning. My lab mix’s black face and Yoda-ears peered down at me from the top of a snow cornice, where she’d laid her head on her front paws to watch me navigate disaster. “I should take a...

The real 395

The 395 south of the sign is south of heaven. Written by Kyle Magin Scenic US Route 395 ends abruptly. Somewhere southbound along Eastern California’s beautiful backdoor byway toward Southern California, around Olancha after you see the first Joshua Trees popping up from the shitty soil, CalTrans makes it very clear you are leaving the state-designated Scenic 395 corridor. The land beyond it--a...

Squaw’s Bosses Planning to Break Resort Like a Piggy Bank, Collect the Cash and Run

Why Squaw is fucked. (Click here to see how to un-fuck it.) By Andrew J. Pridgen Before we jump feet first into the water theme park and the specifics of the Squaw redevelopment plan which they all but burnt the edges of to make it look like an old treasure map like you did for a 5th grade project, let’s get...

Sierra Club just posted a pair of job openings for its mag which means all the writers are busy ‘tweaking’ their cover letters today

Awww yeah, I’m gonna get the shit out of this job! By Andrew J. Pridgen I am, admittedly, super good at two things. They are: Coming up with incredible ideas in the middle of the night. Like last night it was a tornado in a jar. I don’t know exactly what that is, but I think it’d be like a lava lamp-type night...

The time has come to boycott Squaw Valley USA

They won’t listen to us. Now it is time to make them hear us where it counts: The bottom line. By Andrew J. Pridgen We live in the unfortunate time of magical-thinking-meets-sensationalism, Of trolling. Of doing the exact wrong thing when we should be doing the right thing. Of taking the easy way out. Over the last few weeks America...

Born to run (and be a mom)

It is oft said every journey starts with a single step. That’s not true. It starts with three. By Andrew J. Pridgen I was on time or early for all of Robin’s OB appointments while she was pregnant — a first for me — with the exception of the 40-week. She told me that morning I didn’t have to go, that the last...

How is skiing vs. snowboarding still a thing?

Oh, Gapers with lawyers. That’s how. By Andrew J. Pridgen Full disclosure: I snowboard and I ski. I am equal parts obsessed with Shane and Jeremy. ...And most people I know who have lived or done any significant time in mountain towns can do both. Many can also mountain bike, skate ski, classic ski, tele ski, snort wasabi and still belt out Private...