Friday, April 28, 2017

Donald Trump is Thanking Great Lakes Voters by Destroying Their Water

Republican presidential candidates hadn’t won Wisconsin or Michigan since 1984 and 1988, respectively, before Donald Trump swept through the Great Lakes states in 2016. Now he’s paying them back by fucking up their water. Written by Kyle Magin The Great Lakes hold a fifth of the world’s fresh water. There is nothing like them in the world. Nowhere does this much...

Wow …look who’s finally woke to Trump ties to Russia

(Hint: It’s the medias) ...But guess who’s not? That’s right the GO to the P. By Andrew J. Pridgen Less than thirty days after we for whatever-the-fuck-reason installed a molding piece of citrus you just found in the back of the crisper while cleaning out the fridge whose human form is a merkin-wigged former reality TV star and unconfirmed billionaire Chinese...

Welcome to an evening of campus-sponsored fascism at Cal Poly

Cal Poly is hosting a narcissistic, demagogue hate-speech monger in Axe hair gel, and the university’s president is acting like there’s nothing he can do about it saying he’s “defending free speech.” No. No, he is not. He is sponsoring intolerance and spreading propaganda. #ResignArmstrong By Andrew J. Pridgen Satan’s sophomoric personal dubstep DJ MILO is set to speak at Cal...

The only two responses to Trump’s tweets you will ever need

Simple feedback for a simpleton. By Andrew J. Pridgen Donald J. Trump is America’s internet troll-elect and he deploys his twitter account at all hours as his chief means of scapegoating, distraction and way to make every 5th grade teacher simultaneously slap their foreheads: ”How am I supposed to convince the kids to diagram sentences when this merkin-wearing ass hat is...

Cancel these Olympics! An Oral History of all that is awful with the Games Part 2: The 21st Century

Part 2 of 2: Every four years, some city with a bankruptcy wish hosts a Summer Olympics, usually successfully! Every four years, somebody says it’ll fail or won’t be ready in time and should be boycotted, postponed, cancelled or moved. Click here to read Part 1. Written by Kyle Magin This summer, the Zika virus and impending collapse of Brazil’s political system...

Коррупция буйствовать

Translation: Corruption run amok By Andrew J. Pridgen Here we are on the precipice of the biggest scandal in Washington DC, um, ever and representative Jason Chaffetz (@jasoninthehouse ← yes that’s his real twitter handle, not some 24-year-old who’s a PA on Pardon the Interruption. What, was ‘jasonindahouse’ taken bro?) who is Utah’s 3rd congressional district representative and the chairman of...

The first 10 days have been the worst 10 days in American political history

Trump’s first 10 days in office that have already resulted in three major protests as well as a constitutional crisis. Below, we attempt to recap the unthinkable by day. By Andrew J Pridgen Day 1: Steve Bannon and the writers of The Dark Knight Rises penned Donald J. Trump’s inauguration speech... https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/822495850899374080?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw ...which he wanted to model after Andrew Jackson’s inauguration address. Old...

Republican Convention: When hatred trumps humanity

It is no coincidence that Cleveland is about to erupt in violence. There is a single party, a single man to blame. By Andrew J. Pridgen There will be blood spilled in the streets of Cleveland. The host city for the Republican Convention this week is not abuzz with possibility or promise, it is a heavily armed paramilitary police state. Protesters,...

America the Miserable

Believe it or not, you make the choice to be unhappy, every day. By Andrew J. Pridgen Are you an unhappy person? Are you? That’s not an accusation, that’s a question. Think about it for a minute. Think about your day yesterday. Did you wake up feeling OK about stuff? Did you clear the sleep out of your eyes, heave a big...

So we’re clear, traditional moderates and conservatives are just as fed up with this bullshit

Republicans have over the last decade been co-opted by a fringe movement and remade themselves into a party of ridiculous piety, insecurity and wealth. They are a danger to the rest of us as long as the rest of us remain silent. That time has ended. How do we know this? Look no further than Utah.  By Andrew J. Pridgen Like the...

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