Friday, November 24, 2017

Electors are you taking notes? There will be an important test on Monday.

A quartet of early morning tweets Thursday once again showcase Trump’s rejection of reality, harmfully fragile ego and inability to form cogent (or grammatically correct) thoughts. By Andrew J. Pridgen In one hour Thursday morning president-elect Donald J. Trump participated in what has seemingly become a daily routine of mercilessly displaying his disqualifying characteristics. He warmed up by attacking the free press,...

No Answers for the Great Lakes, Only Questions

Major questions are looming for the Great Lakes’ only national park and its sportfishing industry. Their answers will determine how man supports wildlife in the 21st century. Written by Kyle Magin Great Lakes wildlife managers teeter on the brink of two major decisions regarding its most well-known species. On Isle Royale National Park: The Great Lakes’ only national park--894 square miles...

I have HAD IT with LOSERS who want to PROTEST AMERICAN election results! Get a life LOSER!!!!

LOSER!!! By Andrew J. Pridgen Good Americans. I don’t know about you but I cannot understand why all these LOSERS could come out and say in protest of a DEMOCRATIC election. IT IS AN ATTACK ON OUR FREEDOMS! Or, more HARMFULLY, saying the Electoral College is A DISASTER after LOSING the elections. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/266038556504494082?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw For them to say that America is in “unprecedented trouble” is not...

Dear Unfriended Friend,

It is not policy or politics or ideals that separate us anymore. It is basic human decency. By Andrew J. Pridgen Dear Friend, I saw something funny the other day that reminded me of you and I wanted to post it on your Facebook wall when I realized you no longer had a check mark next to the ‘friend’ box underneath...

The mistakes we made

I volunteered for Hillary and here are my takeaways. By Andrew J. Pridgen I was texting with my sister yesterday and she hit on something when she said with any tragedy you basically don't see it coming and are shocked, then devastated and then you begin to pick up the pieces. The problem with this is election is it’s not a...

Farewell, reason

Obama's final speech was celebration, pause and harbinger. Written by Bridget Clerkin Farewell, reason. Farewell, measure. Farewell, you ugly and unpopular and slow plod toward progress. The President’s swan song was a declaration of its times, in turns anxious and strained, beseeching even, but stirring and hopeful; a parent sending his child out into the world, breath held tight and fingers crossed. His...

The Fault In Our Stats

The pollsters got it wrong. Math did not predict the 2016 election. Nate Silver fell from grace. So how do we explain all that? Look no further than the mighty burrito. By Andrew J. Pridgen It did not take long this election season for me to figure out there was a fatal flaw in boy wonder Nate Silver’s once impenetrable...

The first 10 days have been the worst 10 days in American political history

Trump’s first 10 days in office that have already resulted in three major protests as well as a constitutional crisis. Below, we attempt to recap the unthinkable by day. By Andrew J Pridgen Day 1: Steve Bannon and the writers of The Dark Knight Rises penned Donald J. Trump’s inauguration speech... https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/822495850899374080?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw ...which he wanted to model after Andrew Jackson’s inauguration address. Old...

Donald Trump’s complete inaugural address…with subtitles

Fully annotated. By Donald J. Trump (with Andrew J. Pridgen) Chief Justice Roberts, President Carter, President Clinton, President Bush, President Obama, fellow Americans and people of the world, thank you. I wanted to say fuck you, but Ivanka suggested I start on a high note. So I’ll save it for farther down. We, the citizens of America are now joined in a...

A Trump presidency: The first 100 days

How bad could it be? By Andrew J. Pridgen Day 3: Follow-up son Eric ODs on “a bunch of blow and other stuff” according to the White House press corps. while watching all five seasons of Ally McBeal in reverse order to see the plot unfold as it was intended (the subtext is Calista Flockhart is a kind of female Dorian...