Sunday, May 28, 2017

World Series Game 1 recap

The idea was to do a drinking game with one of my buddies who lives in Mass. We were going to drink every time Joe Buck commented on the Red Sox players' beards; drink twice for every time he did it in the pejorative. Three times if he did it and then piggybacked a mention of the clean-cut'edness of...

World Series appearance a long time coming for both Red Birds and Red Sox

Seems that nobody is thirstier for a world championship than members of the St. Louis Cardinals and their thirsty fans. After all, the hometown full of those lovable clydesdales (and people who like clydesdales) are used to the delivery of more than just delicious suds to their faces, they're used to the delivery of championships on their doorstep. The...

San Francisco Giants release limited edition merchandise to commemorate ‘Kimye’ engagement at AT&T Park

Giants Press Release 10/23/2013 2:18 P.M. ET The San Francisco Giants 2013 Kimye Engagement Ring and Related Merchandise Unveiled Ring to celebrate Kardashian/West union as well as to honor couple's exes; proceeds for replica ring sales to benefit Giants Community Fund To celebrate the historic pending union of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, the San Francisco Giants today unveiled a line of merchandise...

Exclusive: Interview with the BCS computer

College football's tenth week kicks off the sixteenth and final season of the BCS Computer running shit. The BCS-X3000 is set to meet its great reward in January as a full-time real-chicks-at-work porn server farm based in central Utah. Till then, Computer is hard at work crunching numbers and giving the ESPN guys something to talk about between Red Sox...

The Pink Stink: How professional and amateur sport profits from cancer awareness month

The over-marketing of the most accessibly awful of all first-world diseases has basically done more harm than good for cancer awareness – namely, it makes the disease look as friendly as a pair of fuzzy dice. While ranting on this recently, a coworker stopped me and asked, "What's the matter? Do you have a problem with cancer?" As a matter of...

College Football Week 6 Picks

This year Christmas comes before Halloween, which is good because the Target and the Costco and QVC are all ready to sell you the shiz. Three hot-ass picks this week that will bolster your coffers and put the I'm-gonna-lay-you in parlay (I think.) UCLA at Utah 7 p.m. Thursday, Oct. 3 UCLA went all UCLA-crazy early in the year against the Pistol-weilding...

Government shutdown hits off-shore gaming economy hardest

Las Vegas As the Republican-run house jokingly pushed the nation into the Jr. High party pool of partial government shutdown Tuesday, the short-term effects of more than 800,000 federal workers off the job without pay indefinitely has had a severe adverse effect on off-shore gambling revenues. As Thursday nears and no end in sight for the shutdown, the first since...

49ers’ Aldon Smith admits he has a problem…getting caught

The Forty Niners released Aldon Smith Friday after the All-Pro linebacker was arrested on suspicion of his 3rd DUI Thursday night. Smith was booked into Santa Clara County Jail on suspicion of hit-and-run, driving under the influence and vandalism, police said Friday. Forty Niners CEO Jed York said third-year All-Pro outside linebacker Aldon Smith will seek treatment and will not...

Monday Night Football 9/23/13

Kevin Drako, COO of the Colorado-based Appliance Factory may have more than $1 million worth of inventory riding on Sebastian Janokowski's leg Monday night as the Oakland Raiders visit the Mile-high Denver Broncos play the Oakland Raiders. Should the broncos pitch a shut out, the 13-store mini-chain offered customers a full refund on everything from microwaves to mattresses purchased the...

Yahoo! your new logo is destroying my fantasy season

Hey Yahoo! quit fucking with your fucking logo. Your new logo(s) (plural) is/are annoying the shit out of me and what's worse, it's fucking up my fantasy team. That's right. Why does Chris Johnson have zero teeders so far this year? Is it because I listened to both Use Your Illusions last night in order (first one than two) because...

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